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I'm anti-everything now: anti-fat, anti-smoke, anti-noise, anti-inflammatory
I'm a senior citizen, and I think I am having the time of my life.
I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.
I'm a walking storeroom of facts.... I've just lost the storeroom
I'm aware that other people's grandchildren are not as bright as mine
I'm going to reveal what goes on behind closed doors....absolutely nothing!
I'm having trouble remembering simple words like……..
I'm in the initial stage of my golden years: SS, CD'S, IRA'S, AARP
I'm not grouchy, I just don't like traffic, waiting, crowds, children, politicians
I'm positive I did housework correctly before my mate retired
I'm realizing that aging is not for sissies
I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a word you are saying
I'm so cared for: long-term care, eye care, private care, dental care
I'm now spending more time with my pillows than with my mate
I'm supporting all movements now by eating bran, prunes, raisins
I'm sure everything I can't find is in a secure place
I'm sure they are making adults much younger these days
I'm the first one to find the bathroom wherever we go
I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I'm going
I'm very good at opening child-proof caps with a hammer
I'm very good at telling stories over and over and over and over
I'm walking more (to the bathroom) and enjoying it less
I'm wondering, if you're only as old as you feel, how could I be alive at 150?
I'm wrinkled, saggy and lumpy, and that's just my left leg
I'm good on a trip for at least an hour without my aspirin, beano, antacid
I'm the life of the party even when it lasts until 8 pm
I'm anti-everything now: anti-fat, anti-smoke, anti-noise, anti-inflammatory
I'm a senior citizen, and I think I am having the time of my life.
I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.
I'm a walking storeroom of facts.... I've just lost the storeroom
I'm aware that other people's grandchildren are not as bright as mine
I'm going to reveal what goes on behind closed doors....absolutely nothing!
I'm having trouble remembering simple words like……..
I'm in the initial stage of my golden years: SS, CD'S, IRA'S, AARP
I'm not grouchy, I just don't like traffic, waiting, crowds, children, politicians
I'm positive I did housework correctly before my mate retired
I'm realizing that aging is not for sissies
I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a word you are saying
I'm so cared for: long-term care, eye care, private care, dental care
I'm now spending more time with my pillows than with my mate
I'm supporting all movements now by eating bran, prunes, raisins
I'm sure everything I can't find is in a secure place
I'm sure they are making adults much younger these days
I'm the first one to find the bathroom wherever we go
I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I'm going
I'm very good at opening child-proof caps with a hammer
I'm very good at telling stories over and over and over and over
I'm walking more (to the bathroom) and enjoying it less
I'm wondering, if you're only as old as you feel, how could I be alive at 150?
I'm wrinkled, saggy and lumpy, and that's just my left leg
I'm good on a trip for at least an hour without my aspirin, beano, antacid
I'm the life of the party even when it lasts until 8 pm
I'm anti-everything now: anti-fat, anti-smoke, anti-noise, anti-inflammatory
I'm a senior citizen, and I think I am having the time of my life.
I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.
I'm a walking storeroom of facts.... I've just lost the storeroom
I'm aware that other people's grandchildren are not as bright as mine
I'm going to reveal what goes on behind closed doors....absolutely nothing!
I'm having trouble remembering simple words like……..
I'm in the initial stage of my golden years: SS, CD'S, IRA'S, AARP
I'm not grouchy, I just don't like traffic, waiting, crowds, children, politicians
I'm positive I did housework correctly before my mate retired
I'm realizing that aging is not for sissies
I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a word you are saying
I'm so cared for: long-term care, eye care, private care, dental care
I'm now spending more time with my pillows than with my mate
I'm supporting all movements now by eating bran, prunes, raisins
I'm sure everything I can't find is in a secure place
I'm sure they are making adults much younger these days
I'm the first one to find the bathroom wherever we go
I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I'm going
I'm very good at opening child-proof caps with a hammer
I'm very good at telling stories over and over and over and over
I'm walking more (to the bathroom) and enjoying it less
I'm wondering, if you're only as old as you feel, how could I be alive at 150?
I'm wrinkled, saggy and lumpy, and that's just my left leg
I'm good on a trip for at least an hour without my aspirin, beano, antacid
I'm the life of the party even when it lasts until 8 pm
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About Senior Sentiments

"I'm a Senior Citizen" and I think I am having the time of my life. As seniors we can be a little forgetful, but as long as we can remember to have fun and not sweat the small stuff, we will have the time of our lives. To enjoy life even more, wear one of my t-shirts, drink from the happy mug, and send a senior greeting card. Thanks and Enjoy!

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